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23 April 2008, Wednesday

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Morriss: Why do we have eminent domain?

KMO: To take shit.

CSB: Isn’t it sad though, that the flower shop is all that his dead wife left him? It’s all he has in memory of her.

Morriss: Oh, it’s sad. It’s very sad. But no. If we reward sadness, all we get is more sadness.

10 April 2008, Thursday

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Morriss: You have to take Professional Responsibility because it’s what the bar thinks will make you a good lawyer. But all you need to know is don’t steal money from your client, which I hope is not something we need to teach you.

7 April 2008, Monday

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KP: I don’t know anything. Fuck this shit.

4 April 2008, Friday

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Morriss: Nuisance is annoying because there are so few laws around it; it’s fact-specific…. Or maybe you think this whole class has been annoying.

Morriss: Flies on your property are a nuisance because I’m not coming onto your property, trespassorily. Maybe if I trained the flies to fly over to your property.

Morriss: It’s better to be a government than a bank. It’s better to be a bank than an individual. Well, maybe not today.

3 April 2008, Thursday

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Grosso: My granma was a registered Republican because her husband was. She never changed her ticket even after he died. Every time she went to vote, she would write in, “Jesse Jackson”.

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CSB: What are your criteria?

Leach: You mean grading criteria?

CSB: Yes.

Leach: I haven’t decided yet.

CSB: Oh, Jesus.

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CSB: When do you use “Your Honor”? Do you use it at the beginning of each sentence?

Leach: You use it at like you would conversationally.

CSB: I see. Ok. But I don’t use “Your Honor” conversationally?

3 April 2008, Thursday

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Morriss: When your kid gets sick, you go “woohoo!” Excellent!

2 April 2008, Wednesday

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Solum: I’m a bond trader! I’m a master — oh wait, imagine this is six months ago — I’m a master of the universe!